I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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