I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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