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i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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