I'm gonna have a badass scar
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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