OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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