I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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