I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And then my night got REAL pukey
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
