"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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