I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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