How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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