Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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