I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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