How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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