Me. At least after what I've been through.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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