Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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