can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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