And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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