with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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