Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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