Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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