The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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