i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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