I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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