discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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