I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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