Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There's even glitter on my cock...
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