Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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