dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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