Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I will die if light touches me.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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