Christians are straight up FREAKS
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
