She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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