I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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