Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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