So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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