Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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