you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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