I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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