She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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