This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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