I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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