I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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