This girl is more easily done than said...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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