i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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