Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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