GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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