When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
