Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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