pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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