it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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