How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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