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he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is Oprah even human
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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