If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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