don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
