tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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