...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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